Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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