Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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