I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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