Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
we should paint friendship bongs
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