dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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