I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
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I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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