It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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