I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
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Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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