White coat. Heels.
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
third nipple confirmed
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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