I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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