we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
It's no shave November. This is our time.
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just got permission to expense a nerf gun
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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