ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
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I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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