ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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