To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
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There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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