I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I just had sex on a roof
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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