I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
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I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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