Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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