Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
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Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
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Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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