Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
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