How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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