I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
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speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
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She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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