dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
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She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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