The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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