i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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