I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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