I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
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they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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