So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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