Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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