of course. lets lasso hookers.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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