the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
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she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
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And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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