On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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