I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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