How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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