I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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