You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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