hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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