ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
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I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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