I heard we made out
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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