The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
These tits shall not be calmed
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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