Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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