rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
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You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
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Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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