we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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