It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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