Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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