too bad you live with your parents still
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
honey bunches of taint.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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