Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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