Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
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im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
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I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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