How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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