So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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