yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
