Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
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Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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