omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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