Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
this will be a night to untag.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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