my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
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long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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